Yes, Yes I know ! You want to know. What kind of perverse person writes these type of cards...Well let's start at the begining..lol
I’m sure you’re all wondering what type of sick, demented person writes these Foul , Mean, Rude and down right Hateful cards. Me ! [lol] We all have our God given talents and if we’re lucky enough, we can learn to master the gift.It takes a special person with a quick sharp wit to be able to express the thoughts that others think but dare not say. I have never been one to hold my tongue. I say what’s on my mind at the time. In fact, you might say that I was born a true Smart Ass.
I don’t purposely intend to hurt another person’s feelings but sometimes the mouth is faster then the brain. The other reason I wrote my cards was because I’m not one to buy those sweety, nicey or mushy Greeting Cards. BORING !
As far as I’m concerned, the Meaner the better !
I began writing these cards over a decade ago while on my lunch breaks at work. In a two week period I wrote over two hundred cards. I gave them to a friend to type up for me but as life goes, I got busy doing other things [ like making sure there was food, rent , paying bills] and I forgot all about them. Recently for some unknown reason, I thought about the cards I had written and wondered if my friend still had them. Sure enough she did ! I took this as a sign that I needed to complete what I had started the decade before. I have truly taken the sign to heart. My collection now contains over One Thousand Two Hundred Mean Greeting Cards to choose from.
The number continues to grow day by day. The way I see it, the world desperately needs Greeting Cards like mine to combat all the sweetness. No one can be sickeningly happy and chipper all of the time. We all have a little bit of Devil in us just patiently waiting to get out. My Cards just give you the Outlet to express your inner most negative thoughts and feelings. If you feel that someone you know really has it coming, I say let them have it ! Take a vacation from all the Love ! Let your Mean side Escape and run wild ! If you have the stomach for it….